Friday, January 05, 2007

Top Ten Reasons Why You Might Vote Democrat in 2008

1. Everything changed on 9/11
2. Republicans are evil
3. You’re picky about which lies you opt to believe
4. If we don’t vote, we have no right to complain...right?
5. Republicans are mean
6. Voting for Hillary or Obama would prove once and for all that you are
truly more liberal and open-minded than your Republican brother-in-law
7. Republicans are stupid
8. Ralph Nader is still an egomaniac
9. Republicans hate us because we’re free
10. You’re certifiably insane

Mickey Z. can be found on the Web at http://www.mickeyz.net.

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