Monday, November 09, 2009

All the RAGE: Bunnista Picks New Acronym for Human Fifth Column

Bunnista has chosen a new name, with an explosive acronym, for his fifth column of humans tasked with subverting the dominant society in order to save the Earth. Our fearless one-eyed leader decided to adopt the succinct Resistance Against Global Ecocide (RAGE), instead of the descriptive Dedicated Individuals Smashing Machines And Nations To Liberate Earth (DISMANTLE), a name endorsed by Press Action.

DISMANTLE has a lot of letters, Bunnista told Press Action, questioning whether one could spray paint the entire name on the side of a building fast enough to not get caught and also for it to be legible. RAGE, on the other hand, has fewer letters, thereby giving Bunnista more room to pontificate in the Minimum Security comic strip, including on Nov. 30, the day Bunnista has chosen to publicly unveil the new name of the group.

“In a crowded, late-stage economy, there’s brand overload,” Bunnista said last month. “You need people to remember it long enough to spay paint it on the side of a bank.”

So, there you have it: RAGE is in, DISMANTLE is out. Heed the call and spread the word. Join Bunnista’s Resistance Against Global Ecocide.

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