Sunday, May 02, 2004

Moving Along the Bubble

By Kap Fulton

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  1. bravo

    J cummings

    Posted by Seymour Hersh's strange feeling for covering both from  on  05/02  at  11:26 AM
  2. Whole rotten political culture? BS

    Posted by Tracy McLellan from  on  05/02  at  12:46 PM
  3. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ National Hall of Flame ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Morning-After-Election Headline With Subheads
     
    KERRY KICKS BUSH GLASSWARE
     
    BUSH TRACKED, HI-JACKED, SMACKED, SACKED, PACKED, STACKED, SHELLACKED
     
    BUSH DAD HAD, SAD, MAD
    KAREN HUGHES UNAMUSED
    CON “SLEEZZY LEEZZY” RICE DICED
    “GRANDY ANDY” CARD JARRED
    RALPH REED’S PANTS PEED
    HENRY’S HYDE FRIED
    “SEMICOLON” POWELL HOWLING
    DAN “POTATOE” QUAYLE NAILED
    JOHN “TORQUEMADA” ASHCROFT ALOFT
    TOM RIDGE OFF BRIDGE
    DOUG FEITH IN FLIGHT
    MIKE SAVAGE RAVAGED
    PHIL GRAMM SLAMMED
    RICK PERLE ASWIRL
    BILL FRIST IN TWIST
    BOB BORK DORKED
    GARY BAUER SOUR
    JACK KEMP LIMP
    TOM DELAYED, SPLAYED, SPAYED, DISMAYED
    “HERR CHUCK” KRAUTHAMMER SNOUT HAMMERED
    DAVID HOROWITZ HORROR-FRITZED
    RICH $CAIFE $TRAFED
    GEN. “ALLAH IS SATAN” BOYKIN BROYKEN
    GIULIANI RUDY MOODY
    DAVE “AXIS OF EVIL” FRUM GLUM
    DON “CHUMMY RUMMY” CRUMMY
    G. FELON LIDDY HALF PAST GIDDY
    DRUG LIMBAUGH RUSH CRUSHED
    NUT LIMBAUGH DAVE STAVED
    KARL “POLL TROLL” ROVE STOVED
    JAMES W. PINDELL SWINDLED
    LEBOUTILLIER JOHN CONNED
    MICHAEL GRAHAM MAYHEMED
    CHUCK “E. CHEESE” RAASCH HAASHED
    PEGGY NOONAN SWOONAN
    BILL “LYING LIAR” O’REILLY NO LONGER SMILEY
    CAL “MUSSOLINI MAN” THOMAS SEEKS MOMMA
    PAT “SIEG HEIL” BUCHANAN FELLED BY CANNON
    SIMON MARKS SNUFFED BY SNARCS
    BOB PARKS LUNCHED BY SHARKS
    JAMES SPARKMAN NABBED TO NARCMAN
    ANDY OBERMANN CRUNCHED BY DOBERMAN
    HUTCHINSON EARL MUNCHED BY SQUIRREL
    WILLIAM SCHNEIDER BRUNCHED BY SPIDER
    “H.M.O. JEB” BUSH BE-SCHMUSHED
    “KENNY BOY” LAY TOO LATE TO PRAY
    “RACIST TRENT” LOTT CAUGHT IN SNOT
    PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY AWFULLY WAFFLY
    BOTHWELL TREVOR NOT SO CLEVER
    LOWELL “REICH WING” PONTE NOT SO JAUNTY
    ANDERSON HIL BROILS ON GRILL
    ANDERSON RICK CUT TO QUICK
    BRIAN S. WISE CUT TO SIZE
    MICHAEL GOVE DROWNS IN COVE
    MAHALERIS CHUCK STUCK IN MUCK
    DICK LIAR — OOPS, MEYER — PANTS ON FIRE
    CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS STILL BITCHEN
    FIORE VIN LOSES GRIN
    MARTIN KETTLE LOSES FETTLE
    BOBBY DOLE LOSES SOUL
    LINDA TRIPP LOSES GRIP
    STEVIE FORBES LOSES ORBS
    BOBBY DORNAN LOST IN MOURNIN’
    STEYN MARK LOST IN DARK
    JIM E. REAMES LOST IN DREAMS
    MIKEY MEDVED WETS HIS BED-BED
    JAMES ROSEN BRAIN FROZEN
    STEPHEN SCHWARTZ BRAIN ABORTS
    DEBRA J. SAUNDERS BRAIN WANDERS
    ROSENBLUTH SUE CUCKOO
    MORT KONDRACKE WHACKY
    BUCKLEY JUNIOR EVEN LOONIER
    BEN BOVA SUPERNOVA
    BRENNAN PHIL ROAD KILL
    “GESTAPO” DICK CHENEY RAINY
    “LAS VEGAS” BILL BENNETT NO LONGER IN IT
    “GROPERNATOR” SCHWARZENEGGER GOT NO SCHWARZENSCHWAGGER
    SCHLESSINGER: “NAKED DOC” LAURA GOT NO AURA
    NORTH: “DRUG-RUNNIN’” OLLIE NOT SO JOLLY
    FALWELL: “SCARY JERRY” VEEEERY WARY
    GINGRICH: “PHILANDERIN’ NEWT” SNOOT IN SNIT
    COULTER: “SLANDERIN’ ANN” HITS THE FAN
    WOLFOWITZ: “WOLF WOLF” PAUL HITS THE WALL
    LIBBY: SCOOTER NOOTERED
    LUSKIN: “LYIN’ DON” GONE
    RONN OWENS: NO WINS
    “LEAKY BOB” NOVAK CRACKED
    MORRIS DICK BIC WON’T CLICK
    YEAGLEY DAVE CONDITION GRAVE
    WILLIAM SAFIRE CONDITION DIRE
    MATT DRUDGE WHOLE NEW GRUDGE
    WALKER BRUCE NECK IN NOOSE
    DAVID E. JOHNSON NO CHUCK BRONSON
    WHITESIDES JOHN UNVEILED CON
    REINHARD DAVE UNMASKED KNAVE
    SWANK “GESTAPO JOE” MEDIA HO
    DEFEO TODD ONE SHOT WAD
    LARRY KUDLOW SCARY MUDFLOW
    WILLIAMS J.B. GREAT BIG BABY
    JOHNNY LAUGHLAND SCOFFED IN PROF-LAND
    JANNIE IRELAND FOUND IN LIARLAND
    DON FEDER FOUND IN SHREDDER
    BARBARA J. STOCK FOUND IN…

    Posted by Jude the Obscure from  on  05/02  at  12:50 PM
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