Sunday, May 02, 2004
Moving Along the Bubble
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Kap Fulton
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Whole rotten political culture? BS
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Morning-After-Election Headline With Subheads
KERRY KICKS BUSH GLASSWARE
BUSH TRACKED, HI-JACKED, SMACKED, SACKED, PACKED, STACKED, SHELLACKED
BUSH DAD HAD, SAD, MAD
KAREN HUGHES UNAMUSED
CON “SLEEZZY LEEZZY” RICE DICED
“GRANDY ANDY” CARD JARRED
RALPH REED’S PANTS PEED
HENRY’S HYDE FRIED
“SEMICOLON” POWELL HOWLING
DAN “POTATOE” QUAYLE NAILED
JOHN “TORQUEMADA” ASHCROFT ALOFT
TOM RIDGE OFF BRIDGE
DOUG FEITH IN FLIGHT
MIKE SAVAGE RAVAGED
PHIL GRAMM SLAMMED
RICK PERLE ASWIRL
BILL FRIST IN TWIST
BOB BORK DORKED
GARY BAUER SOUR
JACK KEMP LIMP
TOM DELAYED, SPLAYED, SPAYED, DISMAYED
“HERR CHUCK” KRAUTHAMMER SNOUT HAMMERED
DAVID HOROWITZ HORROR-FRITZED
RICH $CAIFE $TRAFED
GEN. “ALLAH IS SATAN” BOYKIN BROYKEN
GIULIANI RUDY MOODY
DAVE “AXIS OF EVIL” FRUM GLUM
DON “CHUMMY RUMMY” CRUMMY
G. FELON LIDDY HALF PAST GIDDY
DRUG LIMBAUGH RUSH CRUSHED
NUT LIMBAUGH DAVE STAVED
KARL “POLL TROLL” ROVE STOVED
JAMES W. PINDELL SWINDLED
LEBOUTILLIER JOHN CONNED
MICHAEL GRAHAM MAYHEMED
CHUCK “E. CHEESE” RAASCH HAASHED
PEGGY NOONAN SWOONAN
BILL “LYING LIAR” O’REILLY NO LONGER SMILEY
CAL “MUSSOLINI MAN” THOMAS SEEKS MOMMA
PAT “SIEG HEIL” BUCHANAN FELLED BY CANNON
SIMON MARKS SNUFFED BY SNARCS
BOB PARKS LUNCHED BY SHARKS
JAMES SPARKMAN NABBED TO NARCMAN
ANDY OBERMANN CRUNCHED BY DOBERMAN
HUTCHINSON EARL MUNCHED BY SQUIRREL
WILLIAM SCHNEIDER BRUNCHED BY SPIDER
“H.M.O. JEB” BUSH BE-SCHMUSHED
“KENNY BOY” LAY TOO LATE TO PRAY
“RACIST TRENT” LOTT CAUGHT IN SNOT
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY AWFULLY WAFFLY
BOTHWELL TREVOR NOT SO CLEVER
LOWELL “REICH WING” PONTE NOT SO JAUNTY
ANDERSON HIL BROILS ON GRILL
ANDERSON RICK CUT TO QUICK
BRIAN S. WISE CUT TO SIZE
MICHAEL GOVE DROWNS IN COVE
MAHALERIS CHUCK STUCK IN MUCK
DICK LIAR — OOPS, MEYER — PANTS ON FIRE
CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS STILL BITCHEN
FIORE VIN LOSES GRIN
MARTIN KETTLE LOSES FETTLE
BOBBY DOLE LOSES SOUL
LINDA TRIPP LOSES GRIP
STEVIE FORBES LOSES ORBS
BOBBY DORNAN LOST IN MOURNIN’
STEYN MARK LOST IN DARK
JIM E. REAMES LOST IN DREAMS
MIKEY MEDVED WETS HIS BED-BED
JAMES ROSEN BRAIN FROZEN
STEPHEN SCHWARTZ BRAIN ABORTS
DEBRA J. SAUNDERS BRAIN WANDERS
ROSENBLUTH SUE CUCKOO
MORT KONDRACKE WHACKY
BUCKLEY JUNIOR EVEN LOONIER
BEN BOVA SUPERNOVA
BRENNAN PHIL ROAD KILL
“GESTAPO” DICK CHENEY RAINY
“LAS VEGAS” BILL BENNETT NO LONGER IN IT
“GROPERNATOR” SCHWARZENEGGER GOT NO SCHWARZENSCHWAGGER
SCHLESSINGER: “NAKED DOC” LAURA GOT NO AURA
NORTH: “DRUG-RUNNIN’” OLLIE NOT SO JOLLY
FALWELL: “SCARY JERRY” VEEEERY WARY
GINGRICH: “PHILANDERIN’ NEWT” SNOOT IN SNIT
COULTER: “SLANDERIN’ ANN” HITS THE FAN
WOLFOWITZ: “WOLF WOLF” PAUL HITS THE WALL
LIBBY: SCOOTER NOOTERED
LUSKIN: “LYIN’ DON” GONE
RONN OWENS: NO WINS
“LEAKY BOB” NOVAK CRACKED
MORRIS DICK BIC WON’T CLICK
YEAGLEY DAVE CONDITION GRAVE
WILLIAM SAFIRE CONDITION DIRE
MATT DRUDGE WHOLE NEW GRUDGE
WALKER BRUCE NECK IN NOOSE
DAVID E. JOHNSON NO CHUCK BRONSON
WHITESIDES JOHN UNVEILED CON
REINHARD DAVE UNMASKED KNAVE
SWANK “GESTAPO JOE” MEDIA HO
DEFEO TODD ONE SHOT WAD
LARRY KUDLOW SCARY MUDFLOW
WILLIAMS J.B. GREAT BIG BABY
JOHNNY LAUGHLAND SCOFFED IN PROF-LAND
JANNIE IRELAND FOUND IN LIARLAND
DON FEDER FOUND IN SHREDDER
BARBARA J. STOCK FOUND IN…Posted by Jude the Obscure from on 05/02 at 12:50 PM
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