Mickey Z
Cool Observer
Friday, November 07, 2008
Vote vegan, not Obama
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Should I tell you that amid the election rhetoric about global violence, 9 billion animals will be murdered this year for food? Do I explain how at 98.7 (body temperature), animal fat is solid (think: pork chop) while plant fat (think: olive oil) is liquid? Not surprisingly, the risk of death from heart attack for the average American is 50%. For a vegan: 4%.
Here’s one I couldn’t resist: Since our digestive tract is too long to efficiently digest meat, that pork chop can sit there putrefying for weeks. Accordingly, Americans consume more laxatives than anyone else. Think about it: Almost all our legislative, judicial, health-related, and military decisions are being made by constipated old men.
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Event Alert:
The folks at Bluestockings Bookstore have penciled me in on:
Saturday, November 15 @ 7:00 pm (sharp)
Mickey Z. Does Stand-Up Tragedy
I hope you’ll join us, bring friends, and spread the word far and wide.
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